Posts tagged: quotes
Today is Solomon Grundi’s birthday.
Whatt????
You know, the comic book character? He was also featured in Challenge of the Superfriends.
How do you know this?
I check the DC Comics calendar daily. It’s my homepage. It tells all the important things I need to know for the day!
*Student name,* what is that you are drawing?
It’s a doodle my friend and just came up with. I wouldn’t show it to any other teacher, but you’re an exception. You’re familiar with the KKK rankings, correct? How the highest up are called “wizards” and “masters” and whatnot? *Walks up to teacher and hands him doodle. It’s a picture of Harry Potter in a KKK uniform with the quotation ‘Yer a wizard, Harry.’*
Well yes, but you must understand that in any other circumstance, you would be suspended for this.
Yes, sir.
Alright, now back to math, then!
“And if Romeo hadn’t jumped in and been all ‘bllaaaargh’ Mercutio wouldn’t have been stabbed.”
“Hmmm…”
“……”
“OH BLARGETH!”
“Picks up Kindle* What. Is. This?
It’s-It’s my Kindle Fire Mr. Teacher.
This cover is deceptive.
…What??
It shows a picture of the Statue of Liberty, but you do not have a copy of Planet of the Apes downloaded on this, do you?
But…
DO YOU?
No…
Deceptive. *Walks away.*
